Friday, October 16, 2009


Bingung mau nulis apa. Selama ini gw selalu posting soal apa yang gw alamin di idup gw. Sedangkan idup gw flat-flat aja. Gak ada hal lucu yang (setidaknya) bagus untung dipajang di sini. Jadi? Sebenernya gw mau ngapain? Haha :D

Lama-lama gw ogah juga online di facebook. Makin banyak aja yang aneh-aneh disana. Misalnya :
Orang Gila (OG) : hai
Gw : ya
OG : namanya siapa?
Gw : gak liat nama gw di profile ya?
OG : fedora calista?
Gw : iyalah. Ngapain gw pasang di situ kalo bukan nama gw? *mulai mangkel*
OG : bohong. Masa' nama kamu itu.
Gw : maksud lo apa sih? Zzz
OG : maksud gw nama asli lo siapa?
Gw : itu nama gue!
OG : boong. Bagus bgt. Palsu ah.
Gw : @?!&* *langsung ngeoffline chatny*
Yang kayak beginian bukan cuma sekali dua kali. Tapi berkali-kali. Tolong deh ya. Apa gw perlu majang akte kelahiran gw di facebook? Gw bukan juleha ataupun jaenab yang nuker namanya di facebook biar keliatan keren dan g4ho3L.

Pertanyaan yang bikin gw bingung adalah : 'anak mana?'
Definisi 'anak mana' itu apa sih? Tempat tinggal? Asal gw? Asal emak-bapak gw? Tempat lahir gw? Atau apaan?
Kalau ada yang ngechat sama gw dan pertanyaannya itu, gw langsung ilfeel dan gak bakal bales chatnya. Jadi jangan tanya itu ke gw. Kenapa pertanyaannya gak diganti jadi : 'tinggal dimana?'

Dan percakapan yang paling sering muncul dan gw sampe enek, adalah :
OrangLain (OL) : hai
Gw : ya?
OL : namanya siapa?
Gw : itu kan ada di profil
OL : oh iya. Tinggal dimana?
Gw : jambi
OL : wah, jauh ya?
Gw : gak jauh kok.
OL : jauh dong, gw di jakarta
Gw : trserah deh *dalem ati : jaman sekarang ada pesawat, bang! kalo lo naek delman ke sini, iya berasa jauh. lagian bangga amat lo tinggal di jakarta? gak ditanya masih juga ngebacot. gw juga tinggal di sono dulu, lahir di sono*
OL : haha. Jambi itu gimana sih?
Gw : maksudnya gimana?
OL : rame gak?
Ya tuhaaaaan! Muak banget gw. Lo kira jambi utan? Jambi rame tauk! Tolong jangan melecehakan orang daerah. Jangan bangga jadi orang jakarta. Orang jakarta juga banyak yang ngampung kok. Banyak yang gayanya amit-amit. Sedangkan gw, keluarga gw, dan temen-temen gw? Lebih cihuy daripada yang nanya begituan. Gw dan temen-temen gw gak menganggap dirinya g4ho3L dengan cara typing dengan tulisan yang bikin mata juling.

Oke. Gw ngapain sih barusan? Haha :D
Gak penting banget. Tapi that's what i feel!
Jadi, buat siapapun yang baca tulisan gw kali ini, sadarkan orang di sekeliling anda. Terutama soal tulisan yang katanya g4ho3L abis itu. Itu gak keren. Tapi bikin mata juling. Mending cuma penulisannya yang kayak gitu. Ini?
Nulis makan aja jadi mumh. Bosen jadi bosendh. Suntuk jadi suntugh. Yang jadi iiangz. Dan yang lebih parah, gak jadi gug. Apa itu gug? Bunyi anjing ya?

Ya ampun. Ngapain sih gw? Nyampah ya? Gak kan.

16 comments: said...

n1c3 p0sT, g@n! (hehehe...just kidding)....emg bikin bete ya kalo disuruh baca tulisan kyk gitu... dipikir kita orang CIA pemecah kode rahasia kali ya??

FedoraCalista said...

wehehe :)
thx, eyangggg :)
Iya. Pusing bgt kalo ada yg bgtuan.

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